Welcome to my Website

Welcome. I am James Marriott and you have probably found my website because you have my email address and wanted to stalk me. That’s OK, don’t be ashamed, I’ll pretend to be flattered.

But if you were hoping to find out everything there is to know about me then I’m afraid you’ve come to wrong place. You see, I do have a website that is all about me and really does tell you almost anything you could ever want to know about me but this ain’t it. Try again.

But since you made some effort, I guess I should reward you for that.